“If the wind changes direction your face will stay like that”
This made me giggle.
Ace Scarf…coming to a cinema near you.
In the style of the Old Spice advert:
Look at your girlfriend, now back at mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Oh wait that’s right, you haven’t got a girlfriend.
But if you stopped playing games and went outside you could have a girlfriend like mine.
Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re in a bar with lots of girls to talk to. What’s in your hand? I have it its a phone.
Look again, the phone is now full of numbers. Anything is possible when you leave the house.
I’m on a whore.
Bet it can’t!