Claire

student, alcoholic, douche
“If the wind changes direction your face will stay like that”

“If the wind changes direction your face will stay like that”

This made me giggle.

This made me giggle.

Ace Scarf…coming to a cinema near you.

Ace Scarf…coming to a cinema near you.

I’m proud to say I took this photo. I love it

I’m proud to say I took this photo. I love it

In the style of the Old Spice advert:
“Hello Gamers.
Look at your girlfriend, now back at mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Oh wait that’s right, you haven’t got a girlfriend.
But if you stopped playing games and went outside you could have a girlfriend like mine.
Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re in a bar with lots of girls to talk to. What’s in your hand? I have it its a phone.
Look again, the phone is now full of numbers. Anything is possible when you leave the house.
I’m on a whore.

Bet it can’t!

Bet it can’t!

It’s official, I’ve lost it.

It’s official, I’ve lost it.

I love north tea power!

I love north tea power!

North tea power

North tea power