Claire

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Mon, 11 Mar 2013 08:22:04 -0400

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“If the wind changes direction your face will stay like...

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 17:18:38 -0500

“If the wind changes direction your face will stay like that”

This made me giggle.

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 15:41:06 -0400

This made me giggle.

Ace Scarf…coming to a cinema near you.

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 15:35:13 -0400

Ace Scarf…coming to a cinema near you.

I’m proud to say I took this photo. I love it

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 19:46:59 -0400

I’m proud to say I took this photo. I love it

"In the style of the Old Spice advert: “Hello Gamers. Look at your girlfriend, now back at..."

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 08:03:46 -0400

“In the style of the Old Spice advert:
“Hello Gamers.
Look at your girlfriend, now back at mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Oh wait that’s right, you haven’t got a girlfriend.
But if you stopped playing games and went outside you could have a girlfriend like mine.
Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re in a bar with lots of girls to talk to. What’s in your hand? I have it its a phone.
Look again, the phone is now full of numbers. Anything is possible when you leave the house.
I’m on a whore.””

Bet it can’t!

Sat, 27 Aug 2011 09:50:56 -0400

Bet it can’t!

It’s official, I’ve lost it.

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 15:59:27 -0400

It’s official, I’ve lost it.

I love north tea power!

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 08:31:51 -0400

I love north tea power!

North tea power

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 06:55:44 -0400

North tea power

Hidden message

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 14:57:30 -0400

Hidden message

Revision brew.

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 14:20:43 -0400

Revision brew.

I’d tap that…

Sat, 20 Aug 2011 19:02:53 -0400

I’d tap that…

"I was so hungry I just swallowed it"

Sat, 20 Aug 2011 14:03:17 -0400

““I was so hungry I just swallowed it””

"I have a dream that one day black people will all own plasma tv’s and dress in the latest..."

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 08:02:23 -0400

““I have a dream that one day black people will all own plasma tv’s and dress in the latest trainers.” - Martin Looter King”

I got it

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 16:47:27 -0400

I got it

"In the style of the Old Spice advert: “Hello Rioters. Look at your friend, now back to me. Now..."

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 16:26:03 -0400

“In the style of the Old Spice advert:
“Hello Rioters. Look at your friend, now back to me. Now at your friend, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using petrol bombs and started using job centre he could potentially be me. Look down, back up. Where are we? You’re at an interview with the man your friend could work for. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It’s an application form to that job you need. Look again. The form is now money. Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting. I’m on a horse.””

That’s what I like to see

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 09:53:03 -0400

That’s what I like to see

I enjoy the simple things in life, and soup out of a mug

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 12:07:14 -0400

I enjoy the simple things in life, and soup out of a mug

"After reading this you will realise the the brain does not process the second “the”."

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 17:04:05 -0400

“After reading this you will realise the the brain does not process the second “the”.”